According to The Ochoman, a judge in Arkansas (Joseph Boeckmann, Jr.) lowers the sentencing for the defendant if they participate in sexual favors for him. As a result of this, he was forced to resign. The conversation quickly evolved into whether or not the guys would participate in the judge’s activities to have their own sentencing reduced.
On this date in 2005, an Armenian man tossed a grenade at President Bush. The Ochoman is quickly outraged as he begins to defend his nationality: “That never happened. I do not remember that. You come up with stuff that I don’t want to talk about, now everyone listening to the show thinks that all Armenians are terrorists now.”
You’re on a train. 19 people got off, and 17 got on at the first stop. There are now 63 people on the train. How many people were on the train before the first stop? Is this question too hard for a seven year old? The Ochoman did not get it right. Is The Ochoman smarter than a seven year old? Moving on from seventh grade math to calculus, there was a women who had a plane stopped because an Arabic man seated next to her was writing calculus equations, and she thought he was writing in Arabic and had the plane land.
Forbes came out with the worst jobs of 2016. The Ochoman and the guys go through the list of top ten worst jobs starting with number ten at Newspaper Reporter. After reaching number seven, the topic of conversation shifts from the Forbes list to Amazon to carnival rides.
The Ochoman claims to have always known that carnival rides were dangerous. The guy working the ride has had a 14-hour shift. He has been busy handing out the teddy bears and whatever else, generally not paying attention. There was an 11-year-old Nebraska girl had her cap torn off her head along with half of her face/skin. She will more than likely never see again.
Back to the Forbes list of top ten worst jobs, number five is enlisted military personnel who make only 27,936 dollars per year. Pest control worker comes out at number four, and retail salesperson comes out at number three. Coming in at number two is an ad salesmen, and reaching number one on the top of the list is a taxi driver. This number one job leads the guys to discuss how Hilary Clinton is attempting to get rid of taxi drivers.
The guys talk about the Blues loss in game 6 and The Ochoman is leaning towards a 4-2 Blues win for game 7 at Dallas. The Ochoman becomes outraged when one of the guys takes Dallas to win and tells him that is why he is alone in the world.