The Ochoman is gone! The Ochoman took the day off to play golf, so Kris and Armand have Big E take over for The Ochoman.
The Blues won last night, barely. The guys talk about when the Blues get a lead they play conservatively and stop attacking, therefore taking their foot off the gas. This allows the other team to apply pressure and usually score.
Armand fell asleep at work, and he was the only car in the parking lot at 5:00 AM. He thought he was in the wrong car and apologized for being in said car before he realized that it was his car. Armand asked the stranger what they were doing in his car, and this person answered, “You invited me here.” This banter went on for a while. This person stole Armand’s wallet while he was in his car.
Armand talks about three habitable planets out there near a red dwarf planet. Apparently, they are of the correct temperature and close enough to a sun of their own to make these planets habitable for human life.
Armand enlightens us about the Bermuda Triangle and why things sink. The methane bubbles from the bottom of the ocean rise up and come up to the top of the water and sink ships because methane is less dense than water and the ships just start to sink randomly. The same thing happens with planes, the bubbles rise through the air and the methane messes with the altitude therefore causing pilots to hit the water.
Kris tells us about this comedy page on Youtube where the videographers go into the “hood” and leave a bike unlocked. The bike is out in plain sight, but they have tied it to a tree, and the tie is hidden. Someone jumps on the bike and takes off down the hill, and the rope catches, and the person goes flying. The videographers also sometimes strap airbags to the bike seat and remotely detonate them when someone hops on the bike.